"DO THE BASICS"

September 01, 2018

Pro Clubs Friday Preview #1

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Yesterday evening The McPros attempted to win the forever allusive Division 1 title but yet again their efforts were to no avail.

It was evident from the first whistle that the bots were having an off-day, even for their particularly low standards. Some would say they couldn't even "do the basics". Nevertheless, The McPros, who themselves weren't playing particularly well, managed to fight off the bullshit in some cases. This included a 2-1 win where a bot actually managed to score a late winner after Andy Diabetic was blocked off. 

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Tony McPro also had a bad day, scoring only 3 goals in 8 games. This record is particularly bad considering Diabetic scored 4 goals over the same period.

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However, The McPros still managed to come out of the session with a 4-2-2 record which meant they avoided relegation to Division 2 for a fourth consecutive night. 

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