"I'M DEPRESSED DOC"

September 29, 2018

Week 1

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So FIFA 19 was released yesterday...

Five years ago that statement used to bring excitement and anticipation but now following year upon year of bulls***, it just brings misery and depression. For some reason Tony McPro and TERRIERSJACK briefly thought it may be a different story this year but quickly their optimism was withdrawn. 

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Into the first season with a new look McPros with Tony at CB, Diabetic in his normal DM role and TERRIERSJACK leading the line. They cruised through DIV 10 with four wins from four to win the division keeping 3 clean sheets and having two red cards. 

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However, The McPros stupidly thought to start DIV 9 right away and they quickly experienced some typical FIFA bollocks. TERRIERSJACK couldn't hold it back no more and let his passion (rage) flow free. Two more red cards followed and 1 point from their opening three games have left them in a difficult scenario which unfortunately they will continue at some point because the players are idiots and wasted £50 on this crap game. 

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By the end of the session, Diabetic was reduced to silence, Tony McPro was laughing insanely and TERRIERSJACK nearly broke his new FIFA case which would have been an all-time record for the quickest person the break their FIFA case after purchase. 

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It it safe to assume that every member of The McPros hated themselves last night and went to bed feeling empty. 

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A YouTube video of this first session will be uploaded shortly.

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